Lallu trailed behind, his eyes darting nervously across the deserted market. "Bhoolu, I really don't like this place. What if something...unnatural appears?"
Bhoolu, ever the optimist, chuckled softly, "Come on, Lallu! This is Bhoot Haat, where even the spookiest of things come with a price tag. Look at that—ghost hair for half the cost!"
Pandit Ji, the grumpy shopkeeper, sighed as Bhoolu approached him. "Pandit Ji, what's new in stock today?"
"Not much, Bhoolu. These days even ghosts prefer online shopping," Pandit Ji replied, gesturing toward a particularly fresh skull. "This one’s a steal at just ₹500."
Lallu took a step back, his voice quivering, "Bhoolu, I swear that skull just winked at me!"
"Who dares to covet my treasures?" the voice boomed, causing Lallu to clutch Bhoolu's arm in terror.
"Bhoolu, it’s her! What do we do now?" Lallu whispered, his fear palpable.
Bhoolu remained unfazed, a confident grin spreading across his face. "Don’t worry, Lallu. I have just the thing for such occasions."
"Here, witch! A 'Skull Coupon' – 50% off your next haunting!" Bhoolu declared, his voice steady.
The voice hesitated, then faded into an amused murmur. "Alright... alright... I shall return... another time..." The presence dissipated, leaving the shop in eerie silence once more.
"Did that really just happen? You scared her away with a coupon?" Lallu asked, astonished.
Bhoolu laughed heartily, clapping his friend on the back. "Yes, Lallu! Even witches love a good bargain these days. Come on, let’s see what other wonders Bhoot Haat has to offer."
