Kermit the Frog[/@ch_1] gripping his seat and facing the camera with forced cheer.] "Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here, and I’m—" The camera jerks, revealing the world outside a dizzying blur, the ground rushing up. Kermit's face twists into a strained smile as the helicopter tilts. "—currently in a helicopter that’s spinning out of contro—" Suddenly, a thunderous [BOOOOOOM] shakes the frame as the helicopter disappears behind a stand of trees, erupting in a fiery explosion out of sight.

Kermit 2[/@ch_2] strolls along a tree-lined path, arms swinging, eyes closed in contentment.] "Hi-ho! Just a pleasant stroll in the park…" The camera pans out to reveal a twisted, smoking helicopter wreckage smoldering directly behind him, flames licking at the grass. Kermit 2 pauses, still smiling, glancing over his shoulder. "…next to a crash site." Sirens wail in the distance. Suddenly, with a metallic CLANG, the tail rotor snaps free and rockets across the field, striking Kermit 2 and spinning him comically to the ground. "Well that wasn’t very Muppetational..." A faint, hoarse voice calls from the wreckage, "Hi-ho... I survived... help."

Firefighter Kermits[/@ch_3] leaps out, all clad in oversized yellow helmets and gear, moving in slapstick unison.] "Hi-ho! We’re Kermit the Frogs, and today the Muppet Theatre recently exploded due to Gonzo’s cannonball stunts!" The camera whips to a sewer grate as Gonzo, soot-streaked and dazed, rises and blinks at the chaos. "Hi-ho! …Wait, wrong catchphrase." Smoke wafts above the scene, hoses snake through the grass, and the distant wail of alarms blends with the confused chatter of Kermits.

Freddy Fazbear[/@ch_5], animatronic menace, eyes glowing red and a chainsaw slung over one arm. The grass wilts where he steps, and the fire’s glow reflects in his metallic fur.] "Hi-ho. I’m here to kill William Afton." Every Kermit, Gonzo, and bewildered duck in the park freezes, staring in awkward silence. "...He’s not here, Freddy." "Darn. I’ll wait." Suddenly, the sky cracks open with a thunderous boom and All Might rockets down, striking a superhero pose that sends ripples through the grass. "FEAR NOT, CITIZENS! Because I! AM! HERE!!"

Kermit[/@ch_1], still tangled in debris, waves feebly. Kermit 2 dusts soot from his shoulders. Gonzo reloads his cannon, eyes wild with excitement. Freddy revs his chainsaw, sending sparks flying, while All Might flexes heroically amidst the chaos. The Firefighter Kermits juggle hoses, tripping over each other as geysers of water arc through the smoky air.] "Hi-ho. This... escalated quickly." "Should we roll credits or call the Avengers?" "Let’s try again, but with fireworks!" Freddy’s chainsaw whirs, All Might’s cape billows, and the firefighting Kermits send water everywhere but the flames.

Gonzo[/@ch_4] lighting a fuse, Kermit blinking under a beam, Freddy mid-chainsaw swing, and All Might with one fist raised. A bold, glittering text overlays the chaos: “This Muppet Short Was Brought To You By Chaos.”] The screen lingers on the frozen mayhem as Kermit’s voice echoes serenely. "Remember kids: Always fasten your seatbelt. Especially when launching Gonzo." Banjo music kicks in as credits roll, the camera panning slowly over the carnage—the fires still raging, hoses tangled, and a rainbow arcing faintly in the smoky air.