John Pork, a tall man with a pig's snout and expressive, kind eyes, strides purposefully through the automatic doors. His hooves clack softly against the polished concrete, drawing a few curious glances, but he walks with confidence. The towering shelves stretch endlessly, packed with everything from bulk snacks to televisions. The hum of conversations and the rhythmic beeping of checkout lanes blend into a familiar symphony.

John Pork scans his handwritten shopping list, nose twitching as the scent of pizza samples wafts nearby. He pauses by the bakery, eyeing a display of cinnamon rolls, but shakes his head—focus, he reminds himself. Rounding a corner, he nearly collides with a tall, friendly man and his teenage son, both instantly recognizable from countless viral videos.

Costco Dad, with a jovial grin and unmistakable dad energy, greets John Pork with a hearty wave. Costco Son, hoodie half-zipped and phone in hand, flashes a quick smile before snapping a discreet photo. "Hey, aren't you John Pork? My son and I love your posts!" "Dude, you gotta try the new mochi samples up front,"

The three stand together, savoring the chewy sweetness of the mochi, chatting about their favorite Costco finds and internet mishaps. John Pork recounts his quest for the perfect bulk bacon, drawing hearty laughs from Costco Dad. "Next time, we should do a collab—Costco haul meets pork wisdom," "Only if I get first pick of the samples," he jokes, his piggy grin infectious.

Bags packed and hearts light, John Pork and the Costco Dad/Son duo exchange a final fist bump. "Let's make this a tradition, John," "Agreed. See you at the next sample table!" Their laughter echoes as they part ways, each heading into the golden glow of the parking lot, already looking forward to their next encounter.