Steve and Mike are seated at a corner table, surrounded by warm wooden interiors and vintage posters. Laughter echoes as Steve leans forward, grinning widely.
"What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? Simple! A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird. Haha!"
Mike squints, trying to make sense of the joke, his brow furrowed in confusion.
"Wait, hold up. What? Did you just… What do you mean a fly can’t bird? I don’t get it."
Steve laughs heartily, waving off the confusion.
"Man, it’s simple! A bird flies, but a fly... can’t bird, you know? Ha-ha!"
Steve answers casually, "Hey, babe! What’s up?" but his face quickly contorts into shock.
"Pregnant?! Are you sure?"
Mike looks at him with concern, the humor of the moment evaporating into tension.
[@ch_3]Sarah[/@ch_3_d]"So, you’re denying the responsibility over my pregnancy now, huh? Is that how we’re doing it?"[/@ch_3_d]
Steve stammers, "Wait... what? Sarah, I didn’t—what are you talking about?"
[@ch_3]Sarah[/@ch_3_d] teases, "Oh, I see. So you think this is funny? You just ruined me for marriage! What if I tell my dad? You know he is a police officer!"
Steve panics, speaking quickly, "Sarah, no! No! It was just a joke! Calm down. I wasn’t denying anything, abeg! I’m just shocked."
"I’m just messing with you! Relax! But seriously, though, we need to talk about the baby. What name are we giving our little one?"
Steve laughs, albeit nervously, "Eh? Are you out of your mind?"
[@ch_3]Sarah[/@ch_3_d] continues with a smile in her voice, "Of course not! I have already told my mum, she is very excited for us!"
"What is this? Another joke? Very funny, baby. Seriously, what did you call me for?"
[@ch_3]Sarah[/@ch_3_d]"I called to tell you that I'm pregnant. So what should we name the baby?"[/@ch_3_d]
Steve shakes his head, laughing, "What should we name... I no even understand wetin dey happen now sef. You said you are pregnant and what again, hahaha...that you want me to name the baby?"
[@ch_3]Sarah[/@ch_3_d]"Yes, as the baby’s father, it is only right that you come up with appropriate baby names."[/@ch_3_d]
Steve sighs with a smile, "Oh boy, this is going to be an adventure."
















