The air was electric with excitement at Gru's mansion. Partygoers mingled beneath a ceiling adorned with shimmering streamers. The stage, illuminated by dazzling beams of light, stood at the center, awaiting the night's star. David Guetta prepared to take the helm, his presence alone eliciting cheers from the crowd. In the midst of the throng, Bashful the dwarf clutched at his beard nervously, dwarfed by the energy surrounding him.
Shrek stood with arms crossed, eyeing the sheer number of people with a hint of annoyance. "This better be worth me leavin' me swamp," he grumbled, scanning the room. The music's beat thrummed through the floor, and the crowd moved in sync, their enthusiasm palpable.
David Guetta grabbed the mic, the spotlight casting a commanding glow on him. "This next one is for the big green guy over there!" he announced, pointing at Shrek. The crowd erupted in laughter as he sang:
[@ch_1_d]"Shrek, oh Shrek, you’re big and fat,
Your belly jiggles when you stand like that!
Your nose is weird, your ears are too,
How do girls even look at you?"[/@ch_1_d]
Shrek's face turned red with rage, the laughter hitting him like a tidal wave. "OH, IT'S ON NOW, YA DONKEY-LOVIN' DJ!" he bellowed. The crowd watched in astonishment as Shrek stormed the stage, his expression a mix of fury and determination.
Without hesitation, Shrek grabbed the DJ table and hurled it into the pool, the crashing sound halting the music. The crowd gasped collectively, silence enveloping the room for a brief moment before the Minions sprang into action, diving into the water to save the equipment.
Meanwhile, Bashful stood nervously, hiding behind his beard and stealing glances at the cute girls around him. One girl noticed him and giggled, "Aww, you're adorable!" she said. Bashful's face turned so red it could glow in the dark. He tried to respond, but only a high-pitched squeak escaped before he collapsed from sheer embarrassment. Standing over a drenched David Guetta, Shrek smirked. "Who's laughin' now?" he declared as the party descended into joyous chaos.
