The cover of "The Compendium of Dad Jokes" beams with inviting energy, promising laughter within. The dad, with his mismatched socks and wild hair, clutches a rubber chicken in one hand and a coffee mug in the other, winking mischievously at would-be readers. Around him, cartoon-style speech bubbles burst with puns and giggles, setting the stage for a year packed with daily humor. The background showcases walls lined with calendars, each page waiting to be filled.
Dad, the undisputed king of puns, grins as he scrawls the first joke for Monday, January 1st, 2026. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" He chuckles at his own wit, then looks over at the blank space beside the joke, labeled "Today's Reactions." Pens and colored markers wait, eager for the laughter—or groans—that will soon follow.
Mia, the eldest daughter, rolls her eyes but can’t hide her smile. "Dad, that joke was so bad, even the dog groaned." Sammy, the younger sibling, bursts into giggles, scribbling "10/10, would groan again" in the reaction space. Mom shakes her head fondly, jotting "Classic Dad" with a little heart.
Dad pens the Tuesday joke: "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!" He leaves extra room for reactions, anticipating a cascade of amused groans. Outside, gray skies can’t dampen the house’s cheerful mood as the family gathers for another round of daily puns.
The family’s laughter becomes a cherished ritual, their reactions ranging from witty doodles to dramatic scores. Some days, neighbors drop by, adding their own notes of appreciation or disbelief. The compendium grows thicker with memories, each page a testament to the enduring power of a good (or groan-worthy) dad joke.
Dad reads a few highlights, pausing for laughter and playful groans. "I can’t believe we survived a whole year of these," Mia laughs, hugging her dad. "Best tradition ever," Sammy chimes in, grinning. As midnight approaches, the family pledges to keep the tradition alive, already dreaming up new jokes for the year to come.
