Meowzart, perched atop a washing machine throne, swishes his tail in regal contemplation. Nearby, Blip tinkers with a pile of chrome toaster parts, sparks flying in unpredictable arcs. Chunk sprawls over a beanbag, pawing lazily at a box of stale crackers. Laser tears around the perimeter, a multicolored blur, while Princess Hiss polishes her sardine-can tiara, yowling snatches of opera into the sunrise. "Hark! Yon pet emporium brims with treasures unfit for peasants. We must acquire the sacred tuna, ere starvation doth undo our noble lineage!" "Affirmative! I have recalibrated my toaster drones. This time, I’ve installed extra springs. Nothing can go wrong!" "MEEEOOOOOWWWWWW! For glory! For fish! For the aria of the ages!"

Laser paces restlessly, tail flicking, as Blip demonstrates a flapping, malfunctioning toaster drone. Chunk gazes at a sketch of a tuna can, drooling ever so slightly. "So… step one is snacks, right? Then we eat the tuna? Or do we eat first, then heist?" "Nay, good sir Chunk, thine devotion to sustenance is matched only by thy heroic girth! We storm the gates anon—let not hunger foil our stratagems!" "I’ll hack the pet store’s doors with my universal remote. It’s programmed to confuse garage doors, microwaves, and possibly squirrels." "HIIIIIIISSSSS! The world shall tremble at our chorus!"

Laser vibrates with anticipation, ready to bolt. Blip deploys a fleet of toaster drones that skitter and pop, some trailing burnt toast. Meowzart leads the charge, cape billowing. "Onward, feline legion! Tonight, we dine as kings upon the briny deep!" "Drones, initiate distraction sequence! Wait, why are they heading for that fire hydrant—NO, TOASTERS, NO!" "TRILLING TRIUMPH! MEEEEE-AAAAAAH!" "This feels like a lot of work for tuna. Is there a drive-thru?"

Laser[/@ch_4] into a frenzy. Suddenly, a swirling portal of blue light opens in the pavement.] Laser chases the laser dot, spiraling faster and faster until she vanishes into the portal. Blip fumbles with a remote, pressing buttons at random. Princess Hiss stands atop a trash can, singing louder than ever. "I think I just discovered the Tuna Dimension! There are so many cans!" echoes faintly from the portal. "Laser, come back! You’re disrupting my quantum calculations!" "Marry, what sorcery is this? Dost thou see yon swirling abyss? It beckons with the promise of fishy fate!" "If she brings snacks, I’ll jump in too."

Meowzart tries to rally the group, but is distracted by a symphonic jingle from another universe. Chunk debates leaping for a floating treat. Princess Hiss belts out an aria that makes the portal pulse with color. "Methinks our quest hath taken a turn most wondrous. Could this be the Kingdom of Infinite Tuna?" "EEEEEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOO!" "If my calculations are correct, we’re not just in another dimension. We’re in the ultimate catopia!" "As long as there’s food, I’m good."

Laser is still vibrating with cosmic energy. Meowzart composes a new symphony on his fishbone xylophone, inspired by their interdimensional adventure. Blip plots upgrades for his toaster drones, while Chunk dozes on a mountain of snack wrappers. Princess Hiss serenades the sunrise. "Let it be writ: the Great Tuna Heist shall ring through the ages, though the loot be but a tale of cosmic crumbs!" "Who’s ready to chase the next laser?" "Briiiiiing me the string! The show must go on!"