Mr. Woolsey, a dignified ram with silver fleece and gentle eyes, leads his family—Mrs. Woolsey and their two lambs, Lana and Leo—to their table. Their hooves click softly on the lacquered floor as they settle in, glancing at the unusual menu. Lana whispers, "Is it true we can order a real wolf tonight?" Leo grins, both nervous and thrilled. The air buzzes with anticipation as Mr. Woolsey waves over the waiter.
Mrs. Woolsey leans in, "Let’s be adventurous. The wolf, please—chef’s recommendation." The waiter nods, jotting the order, and the lambs exchange giddy glances. Mr. Woolsey squeezes Mrs. Woolsey's hoof, the family’s excitement mingling with a hint of nervousness. The distant sound of a bell signals the kitchen’s readiness.
Chef Tori[/@ch_5], a charismatic crane in a crisp white coat, pushing a gleaming cart. On the cart sits Wolfgang, a freshly shaved wolf whose silvery hide gleams under the lanterns, his posture proud and lively.]
Wolfgang sits upright, tail wagging, eyes sparkling. Chef Tori flourishes his knife in a theatrical arc, "Tonight’s star, the magnificent Wolfgang, has graciously agreed to help prepare his own feast!" Wolfgang bows, "It’s an honor to be your main course. May I suggest a rosemary-garlic rub? It brings out the best in me." The lambs giggle, their nerves softened by his charm.
Chef Tori[/@ch_5] invites Wolfgang to assist. Together, they toss herbs, drizzle oils, and share playful banter, the chef’s flamboyant gestures mirrored by the wolf’s eager cooperation. The sizzle of meat and aroma of spices fill the air.]
Wolfgang holds a sprig of rosemary, "Massage it well into my flank, Chef. That’s the secret to tenderness." Chef Tori grins, "You know your flavor, Wolfgang. Shall we try a touch of yuzu zest for brightness?" The family watches, half in awe, half in amusement, as the meal takes shape before their eyes.
Wolfgang[/@ch_6] offers pointers and jokes about his past hunting days, now turned into culinary wisdom. The chef flips, bastes, and plates with flourish, involving the sheep family at every step. The tension of predator-prey melts into laughter and curiosity.]
Lana asks, "Did you ever imagine you’d end up on a table like this?" Wolfgang winks, "I always dreamed of being the highlight of the evening. Life is full of surprises—and spices!" Mr. Woolsey raises his glass, toasting the chef and the wolf as the final plating approaches.
Mrs. Woolsey sighs contentedly, "Exquisite. I never thought I’d taste wolf prepared by a wolf himself." Leo beams, "Best meal ever!" As the family eats, Chef Tori and Wolfgang bow together, leaving the sheep with full bellies and a memory tinged with both pride and gentle irony.
