Mario and Luigi step out of their red convertible, grinning at each other in anticipation. SpongeBob bounces excitedly next to Patrick, who is already licking his lips. Squidward trails behind, arms crossed, looking unimpressed by the crowd. "Oh boy, I can’t wait to try a Krabby—uh, I mean, a Big Mac!""Let’s-a go before they run out of fries!"
Mario leads the group to the counter, his eyes wide as he scans the menu. Squidward hangs back, shifting from foot to foot, glancing anxiously towards the restrooms. SpongeBob and Patrick debate the merits of McFlurries versus apple pies. "We’ll take five Big Macs, three large fries, and...uh, one Happy Meal for Patrick,""If you’ll excuse me, I need to find the bathroom before I lose my dignity," Squidward mutters, stalking off.
Squidward pushes the door open, only to freeze at the sight before him. Wario, dressed in his signature yellow and purple, sits triumphantly atop the toilet, grinning wickedly. The room suddenly feels much smaller and more uncomfortable. "Well, well, Squidward! Looks like-a you gotta go, huh? Why not take a seat...or better yet, let me help you out!""If you really gotta go, maybe you should just poop in my mouth a.k.a. Shet in my mouth !" Squidward recoils in horror, the color draining from his face.
Mario glances around, noticing Squidward is missing. SpongeBob and Patrick have started a ketchup-packet stacking contest, drawing the attention of nearby kids. Luigi tries to keep control, but the excitement is contagious. "Has anyone seen Squidward? He’s been gone a while...""I hope he’s okay. Bathrooms can be scary places," Patrick shudders, eyes wide.
Squidward marches up to the group, hissing in a low voice, "We are leaving. Now. This place is an affront to decency,"Wario waves from behind, winking. Mario frowns, but SpongeBob and Patrick are oblivious, arms full of fries and toys. "But we just got our food!" Squidward snaps, still shuddering.
SpongeBob tries to cheer up Squidward with a Happy Meal toy, while Patrick munches contentedly on fries. Mario and Luigi exchange glances, unsure whether to laugh or be concerned. Wario watches from the window, still grinning. "Next time, let’s go to the Krusty Krab," Squidward sighs, finally managing a weak smile as the group piles back into the car, driving away into the fading light.
